come sit down next to me idiot

i will sit next to you at any time ms green

sit next to me right now. 

i am, im sitting next to you right now

now listen to me young man, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to gamestop, and i need you to ask the bastard working the counter if they have bambi on the ps2. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble mister. you will never see the light of day.