Why do you think I say shit like “patooties” and “avert your gaze here comes a human body”? Just cuz I wanna?

No, it’s also because that shit’s untraceable and lets me freely post without havin to deal with swarms of pornbotblogs -` A´-

I mean fuck, I used (-. -.– – .–. ….)* ONCE and the feckin bots even gave likes to the post itself -` A´-

*Using morse code cuz I’m not makin that mistake twice.