sakimcgee:

I just had a dream that, for my sister’s birthday, we got invited to stream with the Game Grumps and we were actually funny (by dream standards, anyway). Below are some of the best jokes we had:

Me: I dunno, that mountain just doesn’t look like a desert to me. 
My sister: …it isn’t a desert. It says ‘mountain’.
Me: …I now realize I’ve been misreading the sign. 

Danny, to me: Yeah I guess we’re getting married now. 
Me: Oh my god it’s always been my dream to marry Marki- *cough cough* I mean you. 

Me: These look like they were sold to us by a two-headed homeless man in a public bathroom stall.
Arin: Oh my god you’ve met Frankie? 

Continuing the joke from above, later: 
Arin: Don’t forget to tip him. Although, I think you’d need to tip twice for each head.
Me: Haha…that sounds like a him problem. 

Me, having fallen in some water in the game: Oh goddd I can’t stay on land! I just keep falling! God whyyyy!?
My sister: I guess it’s a good thing your character gets their health replenished by water, then.
Me: …I’m too emotionally distraught to be happy about this knowledge. 

Grump dreams are great yes

(via projectsnt)