Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
Okay I understand upselling, but if the burger without bacon and the burger with bacon are seperate menu items can you please stop asking me if I want bacon every single goddamn time I order the non-bacon version
Ask me if I want a side of mozzarella dippers! Ask me if I want a dessert! Ask me if I want to try the new insert new thing here! That’s legitimate upselling!
This just really disproportionately bugs me for some reason.
Why would you ever not goose bacon?! Bacon is amazing!
Because fast food places consistently don’t cook it well enough.
Bacon should be bordering on charred.
You are a monster.
“Boy I sure do like strips of half-cooked fat in my burger” - A crazy person.
The fat is the tasty part! I don’t like my bacon covered in ash.
Charred bac.. look, I’m keeping it laissez faire when it comes to burgers but
(Source: its-changemod, via conspicuouslad)
simon-newman reblogged this from eric-coldfire and added:
Can’t we just all agree that bacon is great? Crispy or juicy - I like both kinds.
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wswbyw reblogged this from its-changemod and added: The hell, who is like floppy squishy bacon yum. When bacon is fried in a pan its should be crisp like a potato crisp...
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its-changemod reblogged this from conspicuouslad and added:
Basically fast food bacon around here tends to only be about this cooked, and to make it worse was probably frozen...
b3nnimarru reblogged this from conspicuouslad and added:
If you do anything more than scare a pig with fire, then it’s overcooked.
conspicuouslad reblogged this from its-changemod and added:
Ok but for real that’s the opposite of my experience with fast food bacon. I usually get the over cooked shriveled and...
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izandai reblogged this from gearholder and added:
Callout post for changemodomega. I bet they like their steaks well-done.
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gearholder reblogged this from conspicuouslad and added:
Charred bac.. look, I’m keeping it laissez faire when it comes to burgers but
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adurot reblogged this from its-changemod and added:
You are a monster.
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