fidefortitude:

fidefortitude:

fidefortitude:

why not save time with all these “sports” by making them all play at the same time on the same pitch?

i call it the Fuckening and it’s the biggest event on the calendar

additional rules: at all times players must obey the rules of their respective sports, unless they hold hands with a player from another sport, in which case their sport rules switch over for as long as they hold hands

cheers, 4am me, for the worst post i’ve ever made

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