OH MAN, FOOD CRIMES.

Look I don’t care what you put in your mouth, if we date I’ll even make you the damn pinapple pizza and raw tomato slices on the side, those are gross but not inherently bad.

I’m talkin bout shit like throwing trash out the window when eating in the car, putting mustard on your hand and then applying it to the food like it’s sunscreen, holding the cutlery overhand, leaving over half the popcorn in the bucket uneaten, slurping on soup (I don’t mind drinks tho, it’s actually cute for some reason), and just generally being a nasty towards the ingredients è _é