zumainthyfuture

Frequent ejaculation can prevent prostate cancer. 

 Welp, better let em rip.

bootyscientist2

Bussin nuts can save my life. I knew I was on the right side of science.

catwithbenefits

shout out to all my followers who I help keep cancer free

the-dredd

Welcome to my nsfw blog cancer prevention center.

i-must-be-odd

21 times per month, what is this weak ass number. 21 times a week boy

weeaboosupreme

21 times a week? Weak. Try 42.

unadulteratedpiratepizza

Remember, 3 times a day is a slow day

gearholder

And by fondling your bro-globes while you’re at it, you may keep a tab on any abnormal growth, and thus detect testicular cancer.