I might not be worth your time, but I guess you’re still worth mine.  Happy Birthday. Feliz Cumpleaños.  I hope I said that right.

Have I ever asked you the barf question? Cuz here it goes:

If somebody barfed on you, once a day, everyday; how may days would it take for you to get really angry? Personally, I can do seven.

Now, listen very carefully because this is the point where I absolutely fucking lose you every single time I try to explain: Your puns and sexual asks are the barf you keep throwing at me, and If I were a counting guy I’d say you’re around day 58 after the how many times you’ve done it.

Anyway thanks for the drawing, it’s neato - A-