Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light

neilnevins:

Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away

(via not-the-conversation-starter)

Have your burger however you like
499,890 notes6 years ago
  1. broccoliwizard reblogged this from neilnevins
  2. roseaddress reblogged this from medicinemane
  3. maykr reblogged this from medicinemane
  4. medicinemane reblogged this from supreme-leader-stoat
  5. lily-tritoon reblogged this from lilys-sketchbook
  6. manboobmaiden reblogged this from transcendentalfloss
  7. teamplasmadropout reblogged this from supreme-leader-stoat
  8. biodegradable-heart reblogged this from jesuschristt-thatsaprettyface
  9. jesuschristt-thatsaprettyface reblogged this from screamingwombatgirl
  10. screamingwombatgirl reblogged this from conspiracy-chameleon
  11. tipsymedley reblogged this from nightbringer117
  12. nightbringer117 reblogged this from tdwhisperer
  13. starchild-x reblogged this from necromanticowboy
  14. sockenthusist reblogged this from transcendentalfloss
  15. guevarache reblogged this from nerd-geek-etc
  16. nerd-geek-etc reblogged this from tdwhisperer
  17. meticuloushavoc reblogged this from supreme-leader-stoat
  18. quiquibaguette reblogged this from transcendentalfloss
  19. dragonsbloodsnowcone reblogged this from supreme-leader-stoat
  20. tdwhisperer reblogged this from i-honostly-dont-know and added:
    New from McDonald’s! The...
  21. cabalcoffee reblogged this from tdwhisperer
  22. secrete-sauce reblogged this from supreme-leader-stoat
  23. neilnevins posted this