I walk in the forest 🌳

I rob a bank! kill a lawman! my gal is my getaway driver! we drink bootleg gin and listen to josephine baker

I’m a city. just like… the whole city.

i own! and curate! a museum with every! matisse! piece! ever!

I become a politician

I’m…..me. Either that or a mongol conqueror. Not good options here goddamn it.