CALLOUT POST: GEARHOLDER

zedrin-maybe:

ACTUALLY A ROBOSEXUAL

LIST OF ROBOTS @gearholder WOULD BOINK:

• Jenny XJ9
  
• Roll
• Miku*
• Curly Brace
• @nephrited‘s Kaede
• Penny
• Probably Splash Woman
• Pivot
• Jenny XJ9 (again)
• Android 18
• My toaster
• Robotic Miku

*inclusion in this list is admittedly questionable but whatever

LIES AND SLANDER, AND I’LL TELL YOU WHY INDIVIDUALLY IN THAT ORDER:

• NO
  
• THE CASKETT INSTANCE IS FULLY HUMAN
  
• DOES NOT COUNT
  
• NO
  
• JAD IS ALREADY A HUMAN KAEDA
  
• WHOTHEHELLISPENNY???WHATTHEFUCKISARAW-BYE??
  
• SHE’S A FISH YOU SICK FUCK
  
• Actually yeah maybe.. just the tip–I MEAN NO
  
• NO (AGAIN)
  
• SHE’S A CYBORG NOT A ROBOT
  
• SCP-426 HAS BEEN SUCESSFULLY CONTAINED SINCE
  
• THERE’S NO SUCH THNG, NOT OFFICIALLY