Someone make a mockup of what a Gamecube 2 would look like.
four Gamecubes duct-taped together
Funny thing is, if you got the hardware of four Gamecubes to work in conjunction with each other, the resulting machine would probably be more powerful than the Wii U.
From what I remembered, the Wii was two GameCubes taped together, and the Wii U was 3 Wiis taped together. Therefore the Wii U is 6 GameCubes. The next logical step would be a console that’s 4 Wii U’s put together, giving it 24 GameCubes of power.
It wasn’t quite that actually. The Wii was effectively a GameCube with some more RAM and an overclocked CPU. The Wii U was much the same style of change but this time the CPU was re-architectured and also they did something to the GPU.
Just get 26 and connect them to a central-hub-like-thing so that they can become a Rubik’s GameCube.