Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light

subtle:

what she says: im fine

what she means: what the fuck do they put in cologne to make it smell that fucking good what the fuck is that i fucking hate how i walk through a hallway and am instantly floored by some 5'6 nerdy bitch ass wearing good cologne like let me tell you i didnt spend years transforming myself into an independent goddess of a woman just to be instantly weakened by a fucking?? whatever the fuck they put in that shit

(Source: subtle, via crunchie-roll)

This medium does not support scent-based interactions that stuff is useless - _-
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