if theres a car hitler…

then there’s a car stalin

Then that means there was a car Cold War.

There was a car Cuban Missile Crisis.

A car JFK was assassinated by a Car Lee Harvey Oswald.

There are car nuclear warheads.

A car Marilyn Monroe painstakingly sung “Happy Birthday, Mr. President” to a car JFK.

THERE WAS A CAR CIVIL RIGHTS MOVEMENT WITH BLACK CARS BEING DISCRIMINATED AGAINST BY WHITE CARS.

Ok but if that’s true, then eventually there will come a time when those cars misconstrue everything that is said by King… 

#BlackCarsMatter

On another note… does this mean there’s also a car Bin Laden that flew a plane into the Car Twin Towers?

There were car slaves and a car slave trade. A Revvinglutionary War and an Americar Civil War.

There were bombs dropped on the car equivalents of Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

Considering there’s a Popemobile in the Cars universe, there was a Jesus Carst (I tried) at one point. Car Mary and Joseph.

CAR GOD.

Jesus Chrysler, come on Chris, the pun was right there

DAMMIT

I just woke up from a nap. My pun game is very weak right now.