i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

thelilnan:

darylfranz:

【画像】 カニvsワニ！　カニの勝利！ - ゴールデンタイムズ

i’m sure people know this, but for those of you who don’t, alligators and crocodiles (this is a gator) have some of the most powerful jaws on earth—if they’re biting down. their muscles are made to clamp and hold while its body twists, taking down its prey and (typically) drowning it. however, they have next to no opening power, meaning this crab’s claw has rendered this gator almost powerless

crab: shhhh……shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh……..i am speaking about of Me now

(via abarnath)