Proposal: Bring back “rustled jimmies” and use that instead of making shitty “triggered” jokes
also proposing this, not just because the triggered thing is disgustingly offensive to anyone who actually experiences mental illness or emotional trauma, but because i’m pretty sure we can all agree that “that really rustled my jimmies” sounds infinitely funnier than “that really Triggered™ me”
added bonus: ain’t nobody gonna take seriously #TheRustling
I support the return of rustled jimmies