Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light

  • alien:hello i come in peace
  • me:bro wtf an alien
  • alien:yeah totally
  • me:dude that is awesome how can i totally be of assistance
  • alien:take me to your lizards
  • me:
  • me:bro did u mean leader
  • alien:*hands me a satellite image of a t rex* nah bro take me to your lizards
  • me:bro...... you just.... im sorry bro....you just missed um man........ u just barely missed them
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