Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light

muchlikebear: “ if-you-see-gay-me: “ gotitforcheap: “ chucklebot: “ I am going to find this cafe and burn it down. ” *locks eyes with the barista as I spray whipped cream into my coffee* ” motherfucker I am PAYING for caffeine and the right to enjoy...

muchlikebear:

if-you-see-gay-me:

gotitforcheap:

chucklebot:

I am going to find this cafe and burn it down.

*locks eyes with the barista as I spray whipped cream into my coffee* 

motherfucker I am PAYING for caffeine and the right to enjoy it any way I want I will cut it with sugar and mainline it right here don’t try me

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