scotchtapeofficial:

konkeydongcountry:

okay, somebody at gamefreak is in serious need of some kinkshaming

salandit’s pokedex info reads, “Salandit females not only release toxic gases, they can also emit pheromones that attract males of all species, including Pokémon and humans. Inhaling these pheromones may cause opponents to be controlled by Salandit’s will.”

and this is what it evolves into

who at game freak decided that they needed to create a pokemon based on their mind-control lizard fantasies

scalie bait

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