“I’m sorry, did you just say WAUGHMP WAUGHMP???”

“Now, you guys are sure this won’t emancipate me from my ridiculous striped pants?”

“Hot tricks… cool treats… good friends… and MURDER”

“Take off your shirt, sand off your nipples, and wear some tight pants that accentuate all your suppleties”

“The word ‘technology’ means ‘magic’. It’s basically anything really cool that you don’t know how it works!“

“Well, I am the Exact Same.”

“Hey, Coach! Tell her I said, ‘Hey!’ No, no, just–Tell her I said, ‘Bananas!’ Tell her I said, ‘A bluh-buncha bananas.’”

“Kristen, you look burnt, or DEAD”

“I’M AN  ABOMINATION!  And I’m comin’ to your house after school.”

“What is up my fellow sweat factories!”

“Shinin’ up a chicken in the mornin’,  mornin’!”

“Or maybe, like, Franklin Delano Loafing, our nation’s laziest president”

“I CAN’T SPELL YOU!!!”

“Somebody get this freakin’ duck away from me!!!”

“I’m pretending I’m the craptain of the foortball torm!”

“What is this thing?  A bounce thing?”

“Come on, The Cheat. Let’s take our invisible business elsewhere.”