kirbnation:

your-uncle-dave:

iamsineater:

fed-ex-official:

doomy:

fed-ex-official:

doomy:

im going to dispute einstein’s theory that time moves more slowly as you approach the speed of light and say that it’s actually slowest when youre at the door of a car waiting for someone to unlock it

That’s approaching the speed of light. It takes time for the light from the knob to hit your eyes and the spund of the car unlocking.

hey fed ex shouldnt you be delivering packages…

I got a package right here for you Doomy…

Originally posted by sizvideos

“knob”….. car door. “knob”

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