Anonymous
asked:
okay so u told us how to summon the devil but all i wanna know is how to summon a sea bear from spongebob
answered:
The following are ways that attract the Sea Bear:
- Playing the clarinet badly
- Waving your flashlight back and forth really fast (Patrick says flashlights are their natural prey)
- Stomping the ground (SpongeBob says they take it as a challenge)
- Eating cubed cheese; sliced is safe
- Wearing a sombrero in a goofy fashion (such as upside down)
- Wearing clown shoes
- Wearing a hoop skirt
- Screeching like a chimpanzee (From how SpongeBob and Patrick repeat never, this is a VERY big attractor)
- Running (makes them attack you again)
- Limping (worse than running)
- Crawling (even worse than limping)