Anonymous: okay so u told us how to summon the devil but all i wanna know is how to summon a sea bear from spongebob

sixpenceee:

The following are ways that attract the Sea Bear:

• Playing the clarinet badly
• Waving your flashlight back and forth really fast (Patrick says flashlights are their natural prey)
• Stomping the ground (SpongeBob says they take it as a challenge)
• Eating cubed cheese; sliced is safe
• Wearing a sombrero in a goofy fashion (such as upside down)
• Wearing clown shoes
• Wearing a hoop skirt
• Screeching like a chimpanzee (From how SpongeBob and Patrick repeat never, this is a VERY big attractor)
• Running (makes them attack you again)
• Limping (worse than running)
• Crawling (even worse than limping)