brunz:

fakepreme:

girapharah:

nogfhaver:

fakepreme:

sympolite:

marylandhateblog:

fakepreme:

what the fuck

I honestly can’t tell if this is an edit or not.

when they say gyro like “juy-row” but you know it’s “yee-row” but everyone thinks you’re wrong so you get chewed out

when austerity fucks your economy and Germany won’t bail you out

when you ask the audience if they are not entertained

When you get called out in the Catalinarian Orations

when some crackpot oracle tells you your son is going to kill you and fuck your wife so you chain the baby bastards feet to a rock in the middle of bumfuck nowhere and the madman comes back and actually does it

when you’re spongebob but big

when you McGuyver your way to escape an island with a monster in it and tell your son not to fucking go near the sun but the dumb cunt does it anyways so now he plummets to the ocean and 2000 years later everyone still remembers

(via der-stein)