Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light

The optimal boob size is one that fits in your hand. Thus, smaller is better.

Granted, I have pretty large hands; but still ù .ú

irrational ramble lewd thoughts
35 notes2 years ago
  1. nomokonov reblogged this from nomokonov
  2. winsday09 reblogged this from transsalamander
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  4. deeceeoh said: That’s dumb. You’re dumb.
  5. mrs-zuipperpips reblogged this from gearholder
  6. metriccaboose-main said: the best boobs are the ones you can boop
  7. tentacals said: yaoi hans
  8. akasha-the-undying reblogged this from gearholder and added:
    True true
  9. eric-coldfire reblogged this from gearholder and added:
    The optimal boobs size is one that allows your head to be comfortable when using them as pillows.
  10. putuksstuff said: Since everyone has different hands, shouldn’t it be measured depending on the womans hands in the first place? Kinda like the BMI, it differs for each individual.
  11. that-goddamn-owl said: Food for thought
  12. transsalamander reblogged this from gearholder and added:
    The optimal boob size is ALL.
  13. gearholder posted this