What’s your superpower? No rerolls!

inuleeli:

unflatteringshadeofmagenta:

bechdels:

butchkirk:

natmidd:

mortalengine95:

teacandy:

kalgalen:

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

wow. what a superpower.

“No rerolls!” Says the guy who definitely rolled something cool and not… Sand magic

Cyrokinetic Claws. Holy shit gimmie gimme

be nice to me

“heart restarting”…WOW lmao

DESPAIR EMBODIMENT

Undead Manipulation. 

queen of the zombies up in this bitch

Superior adaptation…

“Users can quickly adapt to any situation, automatically gaining the necessary attributes to face them. In a fight, they may adapt themselves to resist abilities, replicate and enhance them to surpass their opponents, or spontaneously develop specific countermeasures. They can also analyze and understand any object, person or situation, quickly deducing the best course of action.”

Why does this sound fami–HOLY FUCCK

(via inuleeli)