i-cant-name-me-deactivated20161: Look man, if it's with the wife it's not gay. Be gay with me dammit

Yeah, I’d like to fuck a girl with another guy in the same hole, does that make me gay? And what if that girl is a guy? That doesn’t make me gay either.
I just like fucking warm holes that’s all, just like anybody else.

I just happen to like fucking guys with other guys present in a way that allows me to touch their dicks with my dick while I’m fucking the third guy.
That’s not gay. Maybe you’re gay if you think it’s gay. Did you think of that?

That’s the straightest thing you can do, cuz I’m super secure with my masculinity. I don’t need to fuck girls to prove that I’m straight, I can fuck whoever I want!

The point is, just ‘cause I fuck three guys at the one time has no bearing on how gay I am, or am not. I am not, that’s what I meant to say.