final-vent-card:

parlor-trick-pariah:

cthonius:

Do you vagueblog about me, sir?

I do vagueblog, sir.

Do you vagueblog about me, sir?

(aside) Will I receive a callout if I say aye
(aside) Yes
No, sir, I do not vagueblog at you sir; but I vagueblog, sir.

I hate this.

I hate that I love this.

Uncle, this is a shitposter, our foe,
A villain that is hither come in spite,
To scorn at our solemnity this night.

(via funfetti-cakke)