In the spirit of the holiday season, I want to share my favorite religious stories

shrubsparrow:

1. That time when Jesus practiced for a job interview

2. When Jesus gave Buddha the best birthday present

3. When Jesus miraculously created a spring of grape-flavored fanta

4. That time when God visited Buddha.

5. The time when Jesus was forced to sing a karaoke song he didn’t know

 

6. When Jesus was stopped by the police and he didn’t have his ID

7. And they called to heaven to verify his identity

(via perelka-l)