best worst idea

fennwox:

autisticgumshoe:

a show like the office or parks and rec but about the scp foundation instead

*A scientist enters an observation chamber*

“Hey SCP-682.”

“I SHALL DESTROY YOUR WORLD AND ALL LIFE UPON IT YOU MEAGER SPECK OF DUST ON THIS UNIVERSE!”

“Right, right. So SCP-053 has shown interest in seeing you again. Would you like that?”

*682 looks stunned for a moment before looking away and mumbling something*

“…what was that, SCP-682?”

*It mumbles again*

“…what?”

“…I-I SAID I WILL MURDER YOUR FAMILY AND EVERYONE YOU LOVE BEFORE I WILL BABYSIT THAT FOUL CREATURE AGAIN!”

*The scientist looks at the camera dryly. Scene shifts to show the scientist sitting in a chair, looking a bit annoyed at the camera*

“It does this every time. We’ve been trying to see how SCP-053 keeps 682 docile and perhaps adapt it for our own uses. A bit far-fetched, but she seems to enjoy it. She adores 682. 682 acts like it hates her, but just last week, it was playing fetch with her.”

*The scene shows a recorded surveillance film of 053 throwing a ball, which a dog-sized 682 keeps chasing and bringing back. There is very light security within the room. It shifts back to show the scientist looking smarmy*

“I frankly think she’s the one thing it WOULDN’T kill.”

*682 is heard off-screen, screaming* “I HEARD THAT, DOCTOR ALVERSINES, AND I WILL NOW KILL HER FIRST!” *The scientist shakes his head to the camera, smiling slyly*

(via maybeiwasserious)