>late for school
>run out and bump into tsundere redhead girl
>fall on top of her
>squeeze her boob in confusion
>she calls the cops
>I get arrested
>tsundere redhead visits me in jail
>“It’s not like i feel bad for getting you arrested!! B-BAKA!”
>Sees my cellmate is a cute blonde foreigner
>“I-I better stick around to make sure you won’t do anything indecent to her!”
>tsundere redhed proceeds to get herself arrested. Ends up in same cell as me and the cute blonde girl
>Title: “It’s not like I want a prison harem!”
Screenshot this cause this fucking show is gonna happen eventually