Tracer I've got you now, Sombra!

Sombra Do you? Well, I've got footage of you with a certain sniper when you were supposed to be on a mission. Didn't Overwatch lose that mission...? I hope it wasn't -- oh look, it was marked 'critical importance'.

Tracer ... *hammers rewind*

--Later--

D.Va I'm taking Sombra down!

Sombra Ah, Hana Song. Are you livestreaming right now? I wonder what your followers would think of their gaming queen, if they knew she didn't actually know how to play Poké--

D.Va Uh, uh, my mech's malfunctioning. Stream's going down guys, uhm, whoops. *flies off*

--Later--

Pharah Target acquired.

Sombra *sighs* Two words: mommy kink

Pharah ...target lost.

--Later--

Pharah, D.Va, Tracer, and others Okay Sombra, this time you're not getting away. We've got the perfect agent to take you down!

Lucio I guess that's my signal.

Sombra Haha, please, let's see...

Sombra *checks pocket computer* uhh

Sombra *starts pulling out folders* hold on, wait

Sombra *starts emptying her pockets* no wait I got this

Sombra *finds a small, crumpled note* Ah hah!

Sombra Lucio, what about that time you, uh, were fifteen minutes late to your shift in the... soup kitchen... because you'd found a sick dog and had to carry it all the way to... are you serious? Are you serious right now, that's it?

Sombra You know what? Just take me in.