Sombra joins the fight

  • Tracer:I've got you now, Sombra!
  • Sombra:Do you? Well, I've got footage of you with a certain sniper when you were supposed to be on a mission. Didn't Overwatch lose that mission...? I hope it wasn't -- oh look, it was marked 'critical importance'.
  • Tracer:... *hammers rewind*
  • --Later--
  • D.Va:I'm taking Sombra down!
  • Sombra:Ah, Hana Song. Are you livestreaming right now? I wonder what your followers would think of their gaming queen, if they knew she didn't actually know how to play Poké--
  • D.Va:Uh, uh, my mech's malfunctioning. Stream's going down guys, uhm, whoops. *flies off*
  • --Later--
  • Pharah:Target acquired.
  • Sombra:*sighs* Two words: mommy kink
  • Pharah:...target lost.
  • --Later--
  • Pharah, D.Va, Tracer, and others:Okay Sombra, this time you're not getting away. We've got the perfect agent to take you down!
  • Lucio:I guess that's my signal.
  • Sombra:Haha, please, let's see...
  • Sombra:*checks pocket computer* uhh
  • Sombra:*starts pulling out folders* hold on, wait
  • Sombra:*starts emptying her pockets* no wait I got this
  • Sombra:*finds a small, crumpled note* Ah hah!
  • Sombra:Lucio, what about that time you, uh, were fifteen minutes late to your shift in the... soup kitchen... because you'd found a sick dog and had to carry it all the way to... are you serious? Are you serious right now, that's it?
  • Sombra:You know what? Just take me in.