goodpokemonedits:

Yesterday, while I was riding my skateboard to the skateboard store to get some skateboard supplies, I happened to see a Japanese man walking down the road. He looked up and noticed me skateboarding toward him, so he waved at me and said, “You are very attractive. I had to stop your skateboarding to tell you.”

I coolly responded, “Thank you. Do you know Junichi Masuda?”

“Obviously,” he replied sensually. “All Japanese people obviously know each other.”

“Obviously. So, can you tell me any new information about Pokémon Sun and/or Pokémon Moon—the newest Pokémon games coming out soon?” I rhymed.

“Of course,” he said, winking his eyeball, “My friend Junichi told me just yesterday, while I was riding my skateboard to the skateboard store to get some skateboard supplies, that there was a new Alola form for Oddish. I’ll show it to you now.”

He pulled out a picture—the very one you see above. I snatched it and bicycled home as quickly as possible. I’ve now scanned it to share it with the world. It’s a Poison/Grass type and has a new ability called Arms. Thank you.

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