that-goddamn-owl: So now it seems like everyone is pestering you about their origin story with you now?

En Español: Tu fuiste abandonado de cachorro y encontrado por Muriel que vive en Ningún Lugar con su esposo Justo Bolsa - A-

Now in English: I found you through Zedrino and after the customary 2 week trial you were deemed follow-worthy and friended from there - A-