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twomoonslite:

illuminaticompass:

martyrinsomnia:

reynaruina:

bluefirewolves:

ladyofthegeneral:

bluefirewolves:

sweatycipherologist:

ladyofthegeneral:

more-smut-than-science:

ladyofthegeneral:

writing-prompt-s:

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

I am nobility. Furthermore, I am both nobility and apparently the noble wife of a general. Yes good

[I am a scientist. I forget to do science and have sex instead.]

Sounds like a good life my friend

I study Bill Cipher. It is hot. It is so hot. 
Help me.

What the fuck do I do

You set blue wolves on fire. They are magic and run faster when they are on fire. They like the fire. Your job is good

Holy shit you’re right

I am the Queen of Doom. Good.

????????

i can’t believe im the illuminati

I am light i have no physical form

No effin’ idea.

This game sucks I want my money back

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