Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
how is almond milk even milk
almonds dont have tiddies my dude where does the milk come from
then just call it nut juice
why even pretend it’s milk
why the deception
why are they lying to the people
“nut juice”
The very sound of that is probably the reason for the deception.
reblog if delicious almond nut juice makes you wanna bust a nut
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God damn it, Chef.
Almonds are not nuts, they are seeds goddamnit >:U
(via micchy-did-nothing-wrong)
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reblog if you want to taste delicious seed juice
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@solsikkepop that’s why proofreading is important kids! Lmfao
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