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Sounds that make me happy :)

  • The sound of a cracking egg
  • Cutting into construction paper
  • A cat’s purr
  • Zippers and velcro
  • Crunching soda cans
  • The whir of a yo-yo
  • Sizzling bacon
  • The screams of the innocent upon my altar as their blood summons the demonic lord Morvor-Shelak-Skilfizzle who shall burn the forests and boil the oceans as harbinger of the end of days when I shall reign at the right hand of the one true ruler of the universe Hagul-Hazulful-Wigglepimple-Kor-Denimshorts and partake of the devoured souls of the world’s children under a blood red moon and blackened day sky
  • Crunching leaves
  • Flipping through book pages
  • The click of an old camera shutter
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And theeeere’s the vegetarian to criticize me for the bacon. Sheesh.