Sounds that make me happy :)

facts-i-just-made-up:

facts-i-just-made-up:

• The sound of a cracking egg
• Cutting into construction paper
• A cat’s purr
• Zippers and velcro
• Crunching soda cans
  
• The whir of a yo-yo
• Sizzling bacon
• The screams of the innocent upon my altar as their blood summons the demonic lord Morvor-Shelak-Skilfizzle who shall burn the forests and boil the oceans as harbinger of the end of days when I shall reign at the right hand of the one true ruler of the universe Hagul-Hazulful-Wigglepimple-Kor-Denimshorts and partake of the devoured souls of the world’s children under a blood red moon and blackened day sky
• Crunching leaves
  
• Flipping through book pages
• The click of an old camera shutter
  

And theeeere’s the vegetarian to criticize me for the bacon. Sheesh.

(via endarkculi)