Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light

thebootydiaries:

sittininthewoods:

thebootydiaries:

you (has waffles for breakfast, goes to parties, been to ikea): do u listen to drake

me (eats the bark of the rare almond tree for its classy unique taste, spends friday nights studying gregorian chants, refers to my classmates as “brethren” out of respect): whom?

u sound like a virgin

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u better take that back…….hooo boy im getting heated……freaking take it back…im seriou,s dude….ooh hoooo i swear take that back…….

(via crunchie-roll)

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