LOOK MAN I GOT REPRODUCTIVE NEEDS AND IF I WANNA EARN THE TITLE OF GRINDPA GEAR SOMEDAY SO I GET TO WEAR A “COOL GRAMPY” SHIRT THEN I GOTTA GET ME A BABYMAKER OK? FUCK INCHRIST DUDE I APPRECIATE IT BUT LOOK AT WHAT IM DEALING WITH, LEMME WALLOW IN MY ANGUISH AND SELFPITY FOR ONCE – A–