beardogs:

“People in Alola are scared of Kiteruguma to the point of having warning signs about it. It is really strong and can break anytthing in two. It likes to hug its trainers but is strong. Raising one puts your life in danger”.

What the fuck. This carebear is gonna fucking break your spine? Tragically adorable. I want seven.

pft, it’s only dangerous if you’re a little bitch

(via maybeiwasserious)