the year is 2017. anti-milk and pro-milk are now actual political standpoints. anti-milkers are oppressed and form a support group called SARCH which stands for soy almond rice cashew hemp
nobody ever remembers what the H stands for in SARCH and hemp milks gets its own community
1% milk tries to join SARCH and everyone in SARCH is like what the fuck get out
because lactose intolerance is a huge intra-community SARCH issue lactose intolerant members of SARCH speak out more yet are ignored by pro-milkers