hear me out

poz-oh-legirl:

chatuoir:

everyone loves a good fake dating au but consider this shit: DOUBLE fake dating au

•chat accidentally tells ladybug that he has a girlfriend
- aka she misunderstands him LMAO
•she’s like IM SO PROUD WHO!
•chat: oh fuq. uh . “it’s uuuuuuummmm Mmmmarinette”
•ladybug is Laughing_Barry_Face.png
•chat pretends to be offended
- in too deep bro
•chat and marinette are now fake dating after she agrees only because it’s so funny to her
•then chat asks ladybug if she got a bae
•"of course,,, I m the savior of Paris…“
•"who”
•lol
•"Adrien… agreste… duh… the model.. one" oh shit lb
•chats turn to laugh
•do you see where this is going
•ladybug talks to adrien who also agrees because it’s So Funny™ to him
•they’re BOTH dating their crushes’ alter egos while getting to know each other better in their other personalities
•BUT NO ONE KNOWS LMAOOOOO
•they don’t figure it out until someone acts like their alter ego and their partner is like Wait. Shit
•a Cat..astrophe
•in conclusion this au is a Hot Mess
•should I write it?

@fullmetalpotterhead it’s ur favorite thing

(via frostedpuffs)