slimetony

why do anything at all if it wont impress girls. NASA putting a man on the moon was done to impress girls. Mapping the human genome? trying to inpress babes.

higgzorz

me reblogging and adding to this post? lookin for a gf

slimetony

blogging is an expression of my deep multifaceted personality and remarkable intellect (thats facny way of saying im here to impress girl)s