alexander-the-amazing:

AND NOW, FROM JUNKERTOWN, AUSTRALIA, A CREATURE SO FEARSOME, SO TERRIBLE, SO MIND-BENDINGLY LARGE, THAT THOSE OF YOU WITH WEAK CONSTITUTIONS MAY WANT TO LEAVE THE STADIUM. READY OR NOT, HERE HE COMES. QUAKE WITH FEAR, YOU MORTAL FOOLS. BOW DOWN BEFORE THE AWESOME MIGHT OF…

…this huge guy who is carrying the real contestant…

(via not-the-conversation-starter)