endarkculi: Fascinating. As someone that barely passed high school chemistry (due to daily homework wearing me down quickly), I'd be interested in hearing more about those chemicals, and other factoids you may have about sentient amalgamations of gooey substances.

ionize their water content, dissolve their polysaccharides with acetone, coagulate them with venom or dry them up with a 100 pounds of those silicon pellets they put on drug jars and stuff, idfk dude - .-