hipnopolis
Describe your favorite Pokémon in the shittiest manner possible

Bird Superhero

unadulteratedpiratepizza

literally a parrot

huyh172

Kamen rider chicken

old-man-jigglebones

Swords for arms

chefpyro

Fat naked sheep giraffe

abarnath

Chain-smoking tumor

gearholder

Idiot lizard has garden mountain

Source: thedeathecchi