Describe your favorite Pokémon in the shittiest manner possible

abarnath:

chefpyro:

old-man-jigglebones:

huyh172:

unadulteratedpiratepizza:

hipnopolis:

Bird Superhero

literally a parrot

Kamen rider chicken

Swords for arms

Fat naked sheep giraffe

Chain-smoking tumor

Idiot lizard has garden mountain

(Source: thedeathecchi, via abarnath)