harry potter au where everything’s the same except snape is solid snake
His name being Snake would make it even easier to infiltrate the Death Eaters and curry You-Know-Who’s favor holy shit.
I’m not so sure it’d be as easy as that.
“We must be cautious. Dumbledore may have sent a spy into our very midst.”
“Dumbledore?”
“…yes. Anyway, I want you all to be alert at all times, especially when dealing with those you may suspect to be Aurors.”
“Aurors?”
“…Snake, could you-could you stop that? It’s starting to get on my nerves.”
“Nerves?”
“Ok, you know what-”
Imagine the exchanges with Naomi… I mean Hermione at his classes.